Schreiner’s Media Landscape

June 25, 2009

Breaking Irony: Mark Sanford’s, Republicans’ Wandering Wienies Prove They Care More About Them Than Us

Filed under: America, Bush, Cheney, Congress, dualism, politics, religion — Ken Schreiner @ 8:47 am

One of the great ironies of the Clinton impeachment and the Christianizing of the Republican Party was that it resulted in many more Republicans getting caught with their wienies wandering than Democrats. Nothing makes me happier than to see Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Ted Haggard, Newt Gingrich- heck, even Rush Limbaugh- the same idiots who hijacked the party go down in their own hellfire. But let me be among the ones who saw what was going to happen years ago and again say “WHO CARES?”

Not “who cares?” that Mark Sanford, John Ensign and other GOPhers co-opted their party into a decades-running Limbaugh-meets-Falwell tent revival. That’s big. Destroying a viable political organization by turning it into the western equivalent of jihad is tragic and bad for American democracy. It’s “who cares?” that these guys can’t be faithful to their families? That’s their business. It’s OUR BUSINESS to make sure they do their jobs right. And being a good husband and father is not in any elected representative’s job description as far as I know.

If the Radical Religious Right weren’t so obsessed with morality, maybe they’d see that the “leaders” they support are sheisters, shams, charlatans and s**ts. The same party that decries “tax and spend liberals” and “socialism” is the same one that ballooned our federal budget and bureaucracy, got us involved in several costly and seemingly endless, pointless wars, and while destroying our federal government, even found the time to invade our private lives and take away the very freedoms they pretend to hold so dearly.

Lots of the terrible things the Republicans have done to this country are worth judging them on and fighting to change. Their sexual habits are not one of them. They’re politicians on the public dole. They’re arrogant, egotistical, bought-off by lobbyists and out-of-touch with the very constituency they claim to serve. They’re going to be constantly surrounded by tons of cash, powerful people, beautiful women and temptations to do certain things for certain people. That’s American politics. It’s gone on for centuries and it’s going to keep going on.

Can’t we go back to judging the effectiveness of an elected official on how they handle our tax money, our foreign policy, protecting our freedoms, and improving the American way of life? Being totally devoid of truth and even the moral authority they claim to own, the answer from the Republicans- Bush, Cheney, Sanford, Ensign and whole lot of them-  is clearly “no.”

June 24, 2009

Network Newscasts Continue March to Extinction

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ken Schreiner @ 9:37 am

I can’t even remember the last time I watched any of the network evening newscasts, which includes the cable channels. Apparently, I’m not alone.

June 23, 2009

Neda Video Puts Iran on List of Brutal Dictatorships Running Out of Places to Hide

Filed under: America, Internet, Obama, dualism, journalism, media, video — Ken Schreiner @ 9:38 am


A lot wiser people have likened the democratic process to making sausage. It may taste great but the process is ugly. Such was the case when China crushed democracy-inspired revolts in Tiananmen Square in 1989 and Tibet in 1959 and again in 2008. Now, the same thing is happening in Iran. But what makes the process so ugly nowadays is not so much the brutality and secrecy totalitarian regimes do their dirty work but the fact that THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN WATCH AND JUDGE IT AS IT’S HAPPENING.

As Twitter, YouTube and other social network sites carry video and written accounts of the atrocities in the streets of Tehran, even the apparent murder of a young woman protestor, it’s becoming impossible for crooked, oppressive governments like Iran’s and China’s to commit their crimes against humanity without inciting global outrage, not to mention inside their own countries or regions.

Next time you hear some idiot decry how the United States has become “socialist,” tell them to watch this video and remind them of China, Iran and other violent dictatorships where people have to die for freedom. Not only do America and socialism look a lot better, but the idiot may also learn a little something about democracy in action. Then tell him to go buy a sausage and ingest it- or something to that effect.

June 22, 2009

Breaking Irony: Shepard Smith, Cracks in Fox News’ Armor Reveal Even Greater Hilarity Behind Their Sick Deception

Filed under: Cheney, Congress, Obama, dualism, journalism, media, television — Ken Schreiner @ 9:57 am

It’s no secret that Fox News is an unintentional parody of a news-gathering organization. The fact they and their borderline-insane fan base take themselves so seriously make it even funnier: funnier than Daily Show, Colbert Report, Rush Limbaugh and The Onion (think I’m kidding: Watch Glenn Beck- he’s a scream). What’s even more hilarious is knowing that conservatives, conspiracy theorists, demented retirees and Dick Cheney actually BELIEVE what Fox News says to the point where they are angry and taking it out on each other instead of bashing their usual suspects. It doesn’t get funnier than that.

Barack Obama’s election and the 2006 congressional elections were strong indicators that despite Fox News’ high ratings and ownership of America’s over-60 suburban and southern NASCAR demographic (if Nielsen has one) that most Americans know s**t from shinola, as Fox’ Depression-era audience would say, and don’t buy what they’re peddling. Yet the solidarity of this group and their brainless, lock-step adherence to the Republican, racist, right-wing, fundamentalist Christian party line are impressive and formidable.

But since Fox anchor-boy Shepard Smith began questioning the idiotic assertions of his loyal viewers (Obama’s a Muslim, the rights of old white racists to shoot black security guards at a Jewish museum, etc.) he’s been suffering the same type of treatment that he and his employers dish out 24/7 to the endless amusement of the frozen freaks who barely come up for air while sitting in their easy chairs and watching them do it. Shep’s finally finding out the truth about the Fox- the very truth that his viewers deny. They’re not about reporting news. They’re advancing a self-serving social and political agenda. It’s about toeing the line, creating and believing conspiracy theories and doing whatever’s necessary to keep white men in power, women and minorities marginalized, Republicans and mega-corporations in control of the world’s economy.

This is the sad, sick fantasy world that Fox News, its employees and viewers live in. I actually don’t mind that they do. I DO mind that they insist that Shepard Smith, me and everybody else in the world join them in their delusion. In the meantime, I will continue to occasionally tune in to Fox News- for a good laugh.

June 21, 2009

Happy Fathers Day to Dads on The Other Side

Filed under: Children — Ken Schreiner @ 9:23 am

Dear Dad:

    I know you’re not a sentimental guy but HAPPY FATHERS DAY! I envision you now squirming in your comfy chair, careful not to lose your place in the second newspaper you’re reading this morning. You always ingested the dilemmas and tragedies of human existence with such urgent voracity. Taking a break to enjoy a simple kind word or two wouldn’t have killed you. But heck, I wasn’t there when you departed this plane of existence. Maybe a nurse said “Have a nice day” and it sent you over the edge- literally.

   Anyway, that was four years ago. I’m sure you haven’t forgotten what happened. You never forgot anything. By your own admission, you had an excellent memory. That’s what made you a brilliant student, a superior naval officer and corporate accountant. And through all the years you suffered from depression, your biggest complaint was losing your memory. Truthfully, I wish your memory wasn’t so good and that mine was better so I could recall more accurately what you were really like and the things you taught me. And maybe you wouldn’t be constantly caught up in the troubles of the world and could enjoy your own life and those around you more. Oh, well…

   Maybe she told you but Mom’s close to selling the old house. I still get a little sad when I think of the place sitting there empty for more than a year now. How you raised four kids in a post-World War 2 tract home the size of most basements today is beyond my comprehension. Then I recall how the Krewers raised eight and the Metzels ten in houses the same size and I consider you slackers. Speaking of basements, one of my best memories of you was watching you make ice cream from scratch for us down there on one hot, steamy Chicago suburban night. What kid wouldn’t want to remember that?

    I’m not going to drone on forever. You hated that- unless it was you doing the droning. I just wanted you to know that I think about you every day and wish I could still sit and listen to you drone on about the Democrats, the Bears, Abe Lincoln and the weather. I wish I could see you and Mom kissing your last kiss. I wish I could wish you Happy Fathers Day in person.

Love, Your Son Ken

June 20, 2009

Breaking Irony: Native Artifacts Suicides; Suspects Kill Themselves Because They Can’t Exploit Dead Indians Further? Or Cosmic Justice…

Filed under: America, Internet, Utah, conservation, gun — Ken Schreiner @ 10:21 am

Another suspect in the federal investigation of the theft and sale of Native American artifacts from federal land has committed suicide. When the Washington muckety-mucks announced their bust here in Utah a couple of weeks ago, most Utahns simply nodded approvingly and waited for the weather to come on. Since then however, two of the suspects have apparently killed themselves (investigations are ongoing), people in southern Utah, where most of those arrested are from, and other radical right-wing groups are loading for BLM bear, and a new, even weirder wave of anti-government sentiment is sweeping the Red State Desert.

Granted, the laws changed recently making the excavation, appropriation and sale of Native American remnants on BLM and other federal land a crime. It was and is a big issue in the Native American community: Whitey still exploiting imprisoned and oppressed aboriginals; looting of conquered lands being standard-caucasian-operating procedure since the Crusades, and a huge global network built on the plundering of ancient burial grounds, encampments and other places held sacred by America’s indigenous peoples, who weren’t making a dime from what could be considered their property.

The people arrested face prison time but the likelihood of that for most of them is slim. One suicide “victim” was a doctor who could probably afford a really good lawyer. So why kack yourself with CO in your car or a gun behind a grade school? Political martyrdom? Can these folks simply not live without the extra income they pull from selling a few dusty relics to Japanese businessmen? Some sort of bizarre pact like the Nantucket suicides? Not likely because those happened in an isolated place where winters are long, alcohol and drug abuse and depression are common. But there is one piece of info one expert said about that phenomenon that may be true in the Arti-fiasco:

Even when suicides come in clusters, they “almost never occur because of one single issue,” said Alan Holmlund, who heads suicide prevention programs at the (Massachusetts)Department of Public Health. But he said seeing their peers commit suicide may encourage teenagers who have been considering it but might not have attempted it otherwise. Such copycat phenomena are more likely in tightknit communities such as Nantucket, where the high school has only 400 students.

To me, the same thing that drew all these grave robbers together from distant parts of the globe is at the heart of the suicides. In a strange way, but one we see more of because of the Internet, these folks are a community: a social network like a strange combination of Facebook and Craigslist. The things they do with their lives and enjoy are their bond. But what happens when the bond breaks? I believe that’s what we’re seeing now. As an additionally intriguing result, the rush for people to die over a civilization and culture their ancestors helped wipe out is not only blindingly ironic, but seemingly cosmic justice.

Certainly, negotiations for the book and film rights are already underway. Any bets on Stephen King?

June 19, 2009

Repower America, 350.org Video Ads; Green Media Goes Mainstream

“The ad lays out how threats to our economy, national security and environment are all connected to our national energy policies and how we’ve got to transition to a clean energy economy and create jobs right here in America.”
- Steve Bouchard, Campaign Manager, Repower America


In the past, pro-environment political ads have been routinely rejected by CNN, Fox, New York Times and other corporate media as too controversial. Now, with corporate media ad revenues alarmingly and continuously dropping, and political advertising being one of the few sources of reliable revenue remaining, it’ll be interesting to see how many TV networks and stations reject this pro-environment ad and others like Bill McKibben’s 350.org (below) now.

Additionally, corporations like General Electric, WalMart and BP have brought pro-environment advertising into the mainstream with their new, greener corporate policies. With the Radical Religious Right on the ropes, Bush and Cheney gone, and America sort-of having its head on straight again, we have Big Media right where we want them. I didn’t think I’d ever see the day.

“Family” Theme Park Wisely Rejected; Utah IS ALREADY a Theme Park

Filed under: America, Children, Education, Nature, Oil, Utah, sprawl — Ken Schreiner @ 8:51 am

The city council of Hurricane in southern Utah has rejected the idea of building a massive family-theme park there. It’s not hard to understand why. First, the idea that ANYTHING- even an amusement park/resort 20 times larger than Disneyland- could draw 6 million visitors a year is absurd. FYI: nearby Zion National Park- ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR NATIONAL PARKS IN THE WORLD- only draws 2.7 million. Hurricane is difficult to get to, and- it’s in Utah. People who live in Utah forget that many people outside our state believe Utah is filled with weird, fanatical, right-wing, religious freaks toting firearms and patholigically prosletyzing. Despite truly having the “greatest snow on Earth,” Utah still doesn’t draw as many skiers as other places because- well, it’s Utah.

Beyond that, the economic viability of “theme parks” with such ridiculous attactions as indoor ski areas and private universities like those proposed in Hurricane is in serious question. Six Flags, owner of 20 theme parks, just went into bankruptcy. Attendance at Disney World and Disneyland is down. In a down economy, families stay closer to home. And with the price of gasoline likely to fluctuate wildly until we find a more sustainable fuel, the logic of theme parks like the one proposed in Hurricane where you have to drive and/or fly a LONG WAY to get there is increasingly lost. Most theme parks are in big metro areas where most people live. Why would you go to Hurricane, Utah to be mechincally amused? Your kids would rather be playing computer games in their own rooms anyway.

Which begs the question: ISN’T UTAH ITSELF ALREADY A FAMILY THEME PARK? The theme frames an America far more real than one featuring roller coasters, candy-coated religious and political dogma, and fast food. Solid family values, incredible natural beauty preserved for all time, purple mountains’ majesty, amber waves of grain: WE HAVE IT ALL ALREADY.

WHY DESTROY THE REAL UTAH TO BUILD A FAKE ONE?  

Our state would be best off promoting what Nature has already given us for the amusement and education of America’s and the world’s families instead of reinventing the Ferris Wheel.

June 15, 2009

Alabama Text Book Scandal: Game, Thy Name is Greed

Filed under: Internet, Utah, religion, sports — Ken Schreiner @ 10:35 am

I never got more responses to a post in my four years of blogging than when I criticized Alabama football coach Nick Saban’s arrogance in dismissing the University of Utah football team’s legitimacy as an opponent in the 2009 Sugar Bowl. Funny: I got exactly ZERO RESPONSES after the Utes humiliated Saban and the Tide and made a legitimate claim to the national championship as the nation’s only undefeated major college football team. I can still see Nick desperately pacing up and down the sidelines rallying his vanquished soldiers of misfortune against Deseret’s “300.” Ah, memories…

Now, ‘Bama’s been slapped with a bunch of penalties for athletes making money by selling text books in violation of NCAA rules. Tide apologists are busy selectively moralizing their way past it and reassuring their fans that it’s the big, bad NCAA and “haters”  interfering with the institution’s God-given entitlement to do whatever they want because- well, they’re ALABAMA. Like the rest of the Radical Religious Right (RRR), they better drop the holier-than-everybody attitude soon before they lose what clout and credibility they have left, not to mention being Left Behind and spending the next 1000 years in the Lake of Fire- AND on probation.

This to me, combined with the infamous Sugar Bowl incident, dramatizes the bottom line about Alabama football and their fans. They take it all WWWWAAAAYYYYYYY TO SERIOUSLY. There’s too much money, too much emotion, too much brain power (?) and effort spent by the school and their legions to be kings of a GAME. Despite it being a lucrative business for the university, the state, souvenir makers, website operators, liquor store owners, etc…

IT’S STILL A GAME, FOLKS.

Here in Utah, where holiness is a constitutional guarantee, we’ve long forgotten about the Sugar Bowl, the Utes’ spectacular season, and are looking forward to the next one. However, we have no expectations of the success we experienced last season. That’s why we enjoy THE GAME so much. Because, to us and most college athletic programs and fans, IT’S ALL STILL A GAME. We are not greedy for money, for supremacy, or ethical exemption as the University of Alabama, its players and fans apparently are. BTW: aren’t colleges supposed to be about education? Anyway, we do feel one important thing: compassion. We feel sorry for you. Not just for the spanking you took last January on national television, or for getting caught cheating, but for your self-destructive obsession with A GAME.

We hope you emerge with these valuable life lessons happier, less stressed-out, and enjoying life more next autumn away from the stadium, tailgate parties and TV. You’ll thank me later I’m sure with many good-natured and humorous comments like those before the Sugar Bowl:

“I hope ‘Bama beats the shit out of Utah and never lets up after your “arrogant” post.”

- Comment by K Moore — December 9, 2008

And- note to Alabama football masterminds- if you want a rematch, bring it on. Or are we still, as all your other opponents, not worthy?

June 14, 2009

Iran Election Riots: Ahmadinejad, American Right-Wingers Cut from The Same Twisted Cloth

Filed under: America, Bush, Cheney, dualism, media, politics — Ken Schreiner @ 10:10 am

“In Iran, the election was a real and free one… It is like the passions after a football match. The margin between my votes and the others is too much and no one can question it.”

- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President

To listen to Fox News and most corporate news media, you’d think that Iran (of course, like ALL other Arab nations) is made up of millions of people who all think alike, support global jihad, and spend their entire lives dreaming up ways to destroy the United States. So to read about the violence and turmoil caused by the recent elections there is probably a shock to most Americans. We’ve been told that Iran is a “terrorist nation” for so long that we forget that it is a nation made up of people- just like the United States- most of whom are not terrorists and just want the government, radical religious nutcases and other righteous interventionists to leave them alone.

The Iranian elections and the arrogance displayed by President Ahmadinejad in dismissing accusations of vote fraud and disagreement with his rule are also sad reminders of the dearly-departed Bush-Cheney Regime. One major difference is that the violence in Iran is against their arrogant dictators while in America it’s the supporters of our former arrogant dictators who are gathering weapons, declaring jihad, and preparing to hit the streets.

If you don’t believe it, just tune in tomorrow to Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and the other right-wing windbags not only predicting war in America but openly encouraging it.

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