Schreiner’s Media Landscape

August 16, 2010

Digital Diddling vs. Natural Noodling; Studying How Nature and Technology Change Our Brains

“Music has charms to soothe the savage breast” is what playwright William Congreve wrote in 1697. But what do cell phones, computers, video games, and other techno-distractors do to us and can Nature reverse the ill effects of technomania or the “heartache and thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to” that Shakespeare’s Hamlet whined about?

For this answer, we turn from post-Enlightenment dramatists to 20th century folk comics. “Five neuroscientists are in a raft going down the San Juan River” the joke starts. But it’s not a joke- at least there’s no punch line yet. These brainiacs have come to Utah to literally float away from modern life for a while and hopefully find out how neurotic our Blackberrys, Xboxes, and iPods make us. Simultaneously, they hope to find out if getting away from these things and, more specifically, into un-technofied natural areas or wilderness heal the wounds.

Similar studies have been done on the negative effects of modernism and the positive effects of Nature on children like Richard Louv’s famous “Last Child in the Woods.” I can say from personal experience that getting away from my computers, phone, TV and other gadgetry not only calms me down but engages me in life on Earth on a level that’s impossible from in front of a glowing screen or the wheel of a dangerous, moving vehicle.

I wish the professors luck. More than that, I hope they have a great time here in Utah. I know I do.

August 4, 2010

Obesity Epidemic Grows, Outdoor Activity Shrinks; Nature is Not “Cool”- It’s Everything

“What’s the purpose in going hiking? You just go up a mountain and then down.”

Logan resident Evelin Cornejo, 17

Utah is one of the best places for outdoor and Nature recreation. It’s the major reason I moved here. As a probable result, Utah is fifth among states with the thinnest Americans (it sure isn’t because people refuse funeral potatoes or In-and-Out Burgers). Still, it’’s difficult to get young people here interested in recreating outside- even getting them outside.  So in an attempt to pry kids away from their computers, video games, and TVs, the federal government held a meeting of a bunch of them the other day to talk about how to make Nature “cooler”.

I despise the word “cool” to describe anything. It’s a hackneyed 1950s cliche with socialist (gasp!) origins, implying that the people who use it are the only true judges of what it is. Young people have never been and never will be the true judges of what is “cool” because they don’t know much about anything at that age. “Coolness” is about status, being accepted, and rebellion. It’s one of the reasons obesity in this country continues to increase alarmingly among young people and all age groups. If “cool” means the popular and socially correct thing, most Americans, including young people, apparently think being fat, out of shape, and unhealthy is “cool”.

I applaud the feds’ efforts to stop the worsening obesity epidemic by encouraging kids to get outdoors, exercise, stop eating junk food, etc. But trying to make them believe Nature is “cool” is encouraging them to lie to themselves. Nature is not “cool”, fashionable, a commodity like a soft drink, nor an institution like work, school or church. Nature is essential. More essential than all of us and all our “cool” stuff. What schools, parents, the corporate media, and society need to teach kids is that Nature is the source of EVERYTHING, that we are a part of it, and that we distance and detach ourselves from Nature’s dominion at our peril. We deny or destroy Nature, we deny or destroy ourselves.

That includes being fat, out of shape, and really, really, RE-HEE-EALLY stupid (apologies to Dr. Perry Cox). This is how we get oil spills, human sprawl, gridlock, depression, obesity, air and water pollution, asthma, cancer, and every other societal ill we mindlessly and endlessly inflict upon ourselves. And if we continue to try and make Nature SEEM “cool”, we demean it and lower it to the status of clothes, TV shows, Emma’s new boyfriend, and Justin’s iPhone.

That’s not “cool.”

July 28, 2010

Jack Hanna Blows Off Bears with Pepper Spray; Don’t Hit the Trail Without It

Filed under: Environment, Nature, Obama, Sierra Club, Utah, conservation, dualism, gun, media, television, wildlife — Ken Schreiner @ 9:09 am

Unlike a gun, it won't kill the bear- or you.

I first reported the advantages of using pepper spray instead of other more dangerous weaponry against bears more than two years ago. Since BYU here in Utah released the findings of their study showing pepper spray is more effective than guns in warding off bears, we’ve carried it with us on our hikes where we know bears live (in the mountains’ lowers elevations, among trees where they have food, shelter, protection). You can buy it at REI or any other outdoors store.

Jack Hanna, the famous animal dude, has been carrying it for years and finally got the chance to use it successfully the other day in Montana. This should not only serve as additional incentive for people to arm themselves appropriately and safely (sorry, Stephen Colbert), but as more evidence that the NRA’s and other gun fanatics’ efforts to make firearms legal in national parks are the product of paranoia, bad or dis-information, and the current administration cowering before the frightening spector of Fox News and right-wing power freaks.

If I was afraid of anything in the wild, it would be these Glock-toting psychos who don’t feel safe in their own living rooms wandering around ready to plug the first thing that rustles in the brush including their five-year-old daughter. As Colbert himself would say: “Bears- not so much.”

July 24, 2010

Fox News Changes Name to “Apology Channel”

Filed under: Internet, dualism, journalism, media, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 7:45 am

Fox News has always been a sorry organization. They even admit it on the air regularly. The other day, lunatic-in-chief Bill O’Reilly apologized for his misguided and relentless attack on wrongly-accused USDA official Shirley Sherrod. Then Glenn Beck apologized for recklessly and ignorantly (can you do both at the same time? Watch the video) calling Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher “a neo-Nazi.”

For other media to keep up with the most popular source of “news” in the country, they will have to step up their efforts to slander, libel, malign, distort, insult, invent, make up, and otherwise just go nuts when conveying “the truth.” But to save time and bandwidth, the staff here at Schreiner’s Media Landscape, knowing how we are going to be spreading lies, impugning the integrity, and ruining the lives of innocent people for our own financial gain- and just because we can- for many years to come, issue an apology to everyone in advance.

We’re sorry. But notice we did NOT say “it will never happen again.”

July 23, 2010

Netflix to Stream First-Run Features; Environmental Revolution Means Less Junk Around the House, More on Our Screens

I’ve ordered movies from Netflix for a year now since we bought our Samsung Blu-ray player (pic below right). But I haven’t ordered a single DVD. The Blu-ray comes with an ethernet jack where I connect to my router. It came with video distributor apps like Netflix, Blockbuster, YouTube (I watch my YT videos on our HD) and even the music service Pandora. When we want to watch a film from Netflix, we order it on our phone or laptop, and in the seconds in takes to download, it streams through our Blu-ray on to HDTV. Nice.

Streaming on personal computers, phones and TVs has become so popular that Netflix has struck a deal with Hollywood studios to release first-run movies for streaming. The quality is good (not all movies are in HD), selection is growing, price is competitive, and it’s great environmentally because you don’t have to drive to a store nor get a plastic disc shipped to you via a big, polluting airplane in an expensive, pretty cardboard package.

For a couple years now my clients haven’t requested DVDs with their video files on them as much. They instead want them uploaded to their FTP sites where they retrieve them. Same quality but a lot faster, cheaper, and less polluting form of delivery. That same concept is behind the streaming revolution that will ultimately make most DVDs obsolete and maybe even end the blight of those large, obnoxious mega-super cinemaplexes that have destroyed more than one rural wetland.

I was never a fan of DVDs though they were a huge advancement over film reels and cassettes. After a century of transitional formats, we may have finally come to the end of the portable, disposable media storage era. It will mean a lot more junk on our screens but, more important, less junk in our homes, air, and landfills. Now that’s a REALLY huge advancement.

July 21, 2010

Andrew Breitbart, Fox News, Lies and Videotape; How to Destroy Innocent People in 30 Seconds or Less

Filed under: America, Internet, dualism, journalism, media, politics, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 8:49 pm

Like we need the Shirley Sherrod disaster to prove Fox News, Andrew Breitbart, Sarah Palin and America’s Christian right-wing goon squads are out of control while being firmly in control. Haven’t Republicans learned anything in the past 200 years other than how to use hate and fear as their most valuable weapons?

July 20, 2010

Sarah Palin’s “Language” Proves the Only People More Stupid are Her Supporters; Searching for the Rover Back

Filed under: Bush, Cheney, Education, Internet, journalism, politics, sports, television — Ken Schreiner @ 8:02 am

English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!

- Sarah Palin

The impossible-yet-probable standard bearer of the Republican Party continues to astound the world by being even more ignorant than her predecessor, George W. I-thought-I’d-forgotten-but-keeps-coming-back-to-haunt-me. By inventing then defending fake words like “refudiate” in a recent series of inane Tweets, Palin not only shows us her Bush-like disrespect for reality. She keeps showing us why she’s not even qualified to be an elementary school principal much less president of anything. I wouldn’t have hired her to be a TV sportscaster- her original career path- though her vocabulary appears to qualify her for the job.

However, as we saw with Bush and even Ronald Reagan, Republicans prefer their presidents to be idiots so the REAL smart people- the Ed Meeses, Karl Roves, and other puppet-mastering Rasputins- can do their handiwork without any interference from the “boss” or public scrutiny. It’s about time the American corporate news media woke up to the repetition of history going on with the Palin “campaign for something” and look behind the scenes to find out who her Rove is.

Whoever it is, I bet they know refudiate isn’t a word and Sarah Palin is nothing but a meal ticket.

July 14, 2010

LeBron James Running the NBA? He’s the Star, Not David Stern

Filed under: journalism, media, sports, television — Ken Schreiner @ 8:02 am

While journalists, talking heads, and other critics (including NBA commissioner Stern) continue their attack on LeBron James for his dog-and-pony show signing with the Miami Heat, it’s important to remind these people:

THE FANS COME TO SEE THE PLAYERS, NOT THE COACHES, OWNERS, AGENTS, AND NOT THE PARASITES WHO MAKE THEIR LIVINGS OFF THESE PEOPLE’S REAL TALENTS (except Charles Barkley).

It’s supposed to be a show. It’s entertainment. LeBron James and his counterparts are entertainers. Stop whining and enjoy it. It will be a pretty interesting season.

July 1, 2010

While Economy “Fizzles”, Schreiner Productions, Web Video Sizzles

Filed under: Hollywood, Internet, Salt Lake, Schreiner Productions, Utah, documentary, media, music, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 3:27 pm

It sounds like obnoxious bravado. But when your business and life are on the line, it’s not only important to recognize if your country’s economic situation is desperate. It’s also important to help the economy by publicizing your successes. So I proclaim that Schreiner Production/ProBusiness Video had its biggest half-year in its seven-year history.

This was done while my home and studio were under construction. Drilling, sawing, pounding and other head-gnawing noises made the task a lot more difficult. To further accomodate, I moved my editing equipment several times: once into the upstairs bedroom, once into the master bedroom, and at one point, I edited on a laptop (as I do on airplanes, in cars, and while camping) with no studio- except my lap. The pix are the before-and-after. Lighting and visibility are crucial in a studio environment and dark backgrounds cut reflection to make it easier to see the monitors and true colors.

During the interior construction, which went from September 2009 to June 2010, I made trips to Quebec, Virginia, North Carolina, Illinois, New York, Michigan, California, Ontario, and Indiana, produced around 80 videos, and increased revenues nearly 30 per cent. It’s a challenge because there’s only one of me and always will be. But those of you who know me know I love my work. The trick is not taking on too much so you don’t do it well.

Thanks to my wife, friends, family, customers, advisors, and everyone who’s helped make my dreams of my own business, breaking revenue goals, and ideal studio come true.

June 29, 2010

Like Earth’s Climate, Web Video Business is Hotter Than Ever; Dress for the Weather

Filed under: Climate Change, Salt Lake, Schreiner Productions, Utah, documentary, media, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 7:50 am

2010 has been a good year for me so far. Besides getting the studio renovated and being able to take some fantastic time off to play in southern Utah, Schreiner Productions and my web ad video company ProBusiness Video have been hot. I’ve shot some wonderful new stuff for American Family Insurance, University of Utah, and others. Tomorrow, I do my first shoot with Wine Insider, an online/mail-order wine retailer.

One of the fun things about my job(s) is being able to play dress-up. This garb is the so-called “bunny suit” for the nano lab at University of Utah’s engineering school to produce the story of moveable, microscopic components on chips. Between my current career and TV news, I’ve worn lots of hats- and other stuff. Hard hats, helmets, wet suits, dry suits, clean suits, velcro suits. My rule is do everything you must to get the story. Compared to jumping out of airplanes, or walking 100 miles, putting on funny clothes is easy.

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