Schreiner’s Media Landscape

September 4, 2010

Notes from the Road: Obsession is Good- If You’re Not Obsessed with It

Filed under: Schreiner Productions, Solar, journalism, media, video — Ken Schreiner @ 3:48 pm

I believe obsession can be just a severe case of attention to detail. But that doesn’t make it more enjoyable. The recent, hopefully-noticeable absence of posts here was due to my eleven days traveling through Ohio, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Virginia. It was the most grueling trip in my company’s history and right up there with the marathons I pulled during 9/11, the first Gulf War, a couple of World Series and other big stories during my TV news days.

I shot everything from spinal implants to motorcycles to utility-scale solar inverters. Because some of this stuff is really tiny (see pic), it can be a real strain on the eyes. Good thing I have focus-assist on my Panasonic HD camera. It’s perfect for the tight closeups of small objects I have to get. I also got to shoot from the back of a pickup truck driving through the backwoods of Virginia. Sounds dangerous but it sure beats getting stuck in traffic in South Boston. I also shot one of the largest solar farms in the country north of Columbus, Ohio.

I usually like traveling for business because I see the world on someone else’s dime. But it’s tough to take in the local attractions when you’re doing the work of three people yourself: photographer, logistics coordinator, and producer. It’s nerve-wracking because I have to think of everything constantly which means I’m not concentrating on anything ever. Equipment must work, flights cannot be missed, traffic must not be bad. Oh, and don’t forget to eat something. Because one of the clients I worked for on this trip is new, there’s also the get-acquainted part. Not so easy when you’re setting up a camera, booking your next hotel, and negotiating with the insurance company over a fender bender on your rental car at the same time.

Despite the aggravations and a week and a half of obsessing, fretting, worrying, over-planning, and under-sleeping, both I and the most important thing- the raw material for at least ten videos- survived. This despite the TSA at Logan Airport in Boston running the scanner line backwards and sending some of my fragile electronic gear, including my 500 GB portable hard drive which holds EVERYTHING I shoot on the road, crashing to the floor. The nightmares about that are beginning to subside. A big shout-out to Seagate. Your stuff saved my career.

It ended up being a great trip and the most lucrative of my company’s history. I also learned that a little obsession goes a long way. But a lot of obsession causes you to go nowhere.

July 24, 2010

Fox News Changes Name to “Apology Channel”

Filed under: Internet, dualism, journalism, media, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 7:45 am

Fox News has always been a sorry organization. They even admit it on the air regularly. The other day, lunatic-in-chief Bill O’Reilly apologized for his misguided and relentless attack on wrongly-accused USDA official Shirley Sherrod. Then Glenn Beck apologized for recklessly and ignorantly (can you do both at the same time? Watch the video) calling Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher “a neo-Nazi.”

For other media to keep up with the most popular source of “news” in the country, they will have to step up their efforts to slander, libel, malign, distort, insult, invent, make up, and otherwise just go nuts when conveying “the truth.” But to save time and bandwidth, the staff here at Schreiner’s Media Landscape, knowing how we are going to be spreading lies, impugning the integrity, and ruining the lives of innocent people for our own financial gain- and just because we can- for many years to come, issue an apology to everyone in advance.

We’re sorry. But notice we did NOT say “it will never happen again.”

July 21, 2010

Andrew Breitbart, Fox News, Lies and Videotape; How to Destroy Innocent People in 30 Seconds or Less

Filed under: America, Internet, dualism, journalism, media, politics, television, video — Ken Schreiner @ 8:49 pm

Like we need the Shirley Sherrod disaster to prove Fox News, Andrew Breitbart, Sarah Palin and America’s Christian right-wing goon squads are out of control while being firmly in control. Haven’t Republicans learned anything in the past 200 years other than how to use hate and fear as their most valuable weapons?

Mel Gibson Recordings vs. Free Speech and Privacy; Reporter Blames Technology, Government for Normal Human Behavior

Filed under: Children, Internet, dualism, journalism, media — Ken Schreiner @ 8:02 am

“It just bothers me that we no longer have any privacy. This is America.”

- Avis Thomas-Lester, Washington Post “reinvented” reporter

The Washington Post is one of the best news-gathering organizations in the world. But like any large organization, they have bottom-feeders. This post by “reinvented on-line reporter” Avis Thomas-Lester about Mel Gibson’s recorded rants and privacy issues qualifies as one of the stupidest, least thought-out articles I’ve ever read. And as a former news director who once read 13 papers a day and still scans a bunch, I can detect drivel when I smell it.

First of all, what Mel Gibson says about anything is of no concern to me and has about zero impact. Second, if Avis is opposed to such privacy invasions as secret recording, she sure as heck is in the wrong place to be writing about it. The Internet is like walking into the center of town and taking off your clothes. If you don’t want to be seen naked, don’t go there. Third- and there are a lot more things wrong- she says “always ask if I am being recorded or videotaped and announce that if I am, I invoke my right to not be recorded of videotaped.” Anybody who’s gone far enough to set up a secret recording is not going to stop because of a threat from someone not in the same room or even the same country.

Recording devices are, essentially, technological enhancements or replacements for human memory. Someone who doesn’t want their face, voice, writing recorded shouldn’t make their precious secret speeches at all because the human brain is also a recording device. As for privacy, when you talk to one other person, you’re surrendering your privacy. What Avis T-L wants is ownership of her thoughts. Problem is, when you say or write them, you give them away. And as Mel Gibson found out, getting them back is nearly impossible.

This kind of naivety is charming for an eight-year-old but I assume Avis is not trying to reinvent herself as a Girl Scout. And it certainly doesn’t reflect well on WP when the average blogger is a better writer and more thorough thinker than a “reporter” for a major newspaper. In this case, Avis Thomas-Lester’s problem would be solved and the rest of the world would be better off as well if she just kept her thoughts to herself.

July 20, 2010

Sarah Palin’s “Language” Proves the Only People More Stupid are Her Supporters; Searching for the Rover Back

Filed under: Bush, Cheney, Education, Internet, journalism, politics, sports, television — Ken Schreiner @ 8:02 am

English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!

- Sarah Palin

The impossible-yet-probable standard bearer of the Republican Party continues to astound the world by being even more ignorant than her predecessor, George W. I-thought-I’d-forgotten-but-keeps-coming-back-to-haunt-me. By inventing then defending fake words like “refudiate” in a recent series of inane Tweets, Palin not only shows us her Bush-like disrespect for reality. She keeps showing us why she’s not even qualified to be an elementary school principal much less president of anything. I wouldn’t have hired her to be a TV sportscaster- her original career path- though her vocabulary appears to qualify her for the job.

However, as we saw with Bush and even Ronald Reagan, Republicans prefer their presidents to be idiots so the REAL smart people- the Ed Meeses, Karl Roves, and other puppet-mastering Rasputins- can do their handiwork without any interference from the “boss” or public scrutiny. It’s about time the American corporate news media woke up to the repetition of history going on with the Palin “campaign for something” and look behind the scenes to find out who her Rove is.

Whoever it is, I bet they know refudiate isn’t a word and Sarah Palin is nothing but a meal ticket.

July 16, 2010

Raleigh-Durham Airport’s Ban on Newspapers Loses in Court; What Were They Thinking? Obviously Not About Taxpayers

Filed under: America, Hollywood, dualism, journalism, media, politics, religion — Ken Schreiner @ 11:59 am

“I have the greatest respect for the Airport Authority’s desire to provide an array of amenities to travelers, but there does come a point when public restriction of political speech should not take a complete backseat to lemonade and motorcycles.”

J. Harvie Wilkinson III,  judge on the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals

Typical Raleigh-Durham resident

I was just walking through the Raleigh-Durham “International” Airport (“International” as in House of Pancakes) last weekend. It seemed normal and I didn’t even notice there were no newspaper racks. I didn’t know that the RDU Airport Authority’s “leaders” had banned newspaper racks since 2004 and that the whole issue had been tied up in court this long at a cost to taxpayers of $503,000.

Now, a federal court has rescinded the ban and verbally reprimanded the airport authority for blatantly violating (not to mention mocking) the First Amendment of the U.S. Constititution- and right in the heart of Constitution-Defendoland. While the reason for the ban has been cleverly disguised as “economic and security concerns”, it’s safe to say the authority didn’t want people reading all that left-wing, liberal hogwash that America’s (and certainly not North Carolina’s) newspapers pretty much NEVER engaged in, though right-wingers seem genetically deluded into believing.

If the taxpayers of the Raleigh-Durham area think this foolish, fiscally-irresponsible, politically-motivated, and legally-doomed expenditure of their hard-earned money is justified, there are fewer smart people and more rich people in North Carolina than I thought. And if this is another example of “conservatives” looking out for the little guy, then the people of North Carolina are also much bigger than they appear. Try Na’vi.

July 14, 2010

LeBron James Running the NBA? He’s the Star, Not David Stern

Filed under: journalism, media, sports, television — Ken Schreiner @ 8:02 am

While journalists, talking heads, and other critics (including NBA commissioner Stern) continue their attack on LeBron James for his dog-and-pony show signing with the Miami Heat, it’s important to remind these people:

THE FANS COME TO SEE THE PLAYERS, NOT THE COACHES, OWNERS, AGENTS, AND NOT THE PARASITES WHO MAKE THEIR LIVINGS OFF THESE PEOPLE’S REAL TALENTS (except Charles Barkley).

It’s supposed to be a show. It’s entertainment. LeBron James and his counterparts are entertainers. Stop whining and enjoy it. It will be a pretty interesting season.

May 5, 2010

Oops! Wrong Faisal Shahzad: Accuracy Optional in a Post-Journalism World

Filed under: 9/11, Internet, journalism, media, television — Ken Schreiner @ 1:45 pm

Huffington Post and a few others got a little lesson in fact-checking after running a picture of the wrong guy in identifying the Times Square terrorist. I’m a big on-line news fan, but this was such a basic error on so many levels it reminds me of TV news and our recklessness in the name of competition instead of accuracy.

April 16, 2010

Apple-NewsToons Ban Update: Pulitzer Has Censors Seeing $$$ Instead of @#%!

Filed under: Internet, journalism, media, video — Ken Schreiner @ 6:02 pm

In another case of money speaking louder than principles, Apple has invited Mark Fiore to resubmit his app for sale on iTunes. Sadly for Apple though, backing down has opened the door for even more criticism after they rejected NewsToons for “ridicul(ing) public figures.” Christian Science Monitor seized the moment and found a couple of other artists who’ve been Jobbed, robbed and kabobed.

Apple Hip-ocrisy: Banning Pulitzer-Winning Cartoonist Fiore, Others

Filed under: Internet, journalism, media, politics, video — Ken Schreiner @ 2:34 pm

“Applications may be rejected if they contain content or materials of any kind (text, graphics, images, photographs, sounds, etc.) that in Apple’s reasonable judgement may be found objectionable, for example, materials that may be considered obscene, pornographic, or defamatory.”

- Apple’s iPhone Developer Program on Mark Fiore’s NewsToons (rejected by iTunes)

“I wanna f**k you like an animal/ I wanna feel you from the inside”

- Nine Inch Nails, “Closer” (available on iTunes)

Apple has always believed they’re snarkier and hipper than anyone. Now that apparently includes their customers. In a stunning insult to the people who’ve made them wealthy, Apple’s refused to carry the work of Mark Fiore, satirist, cartoonist and the first on-line journalist to win a Pulitzer Prize. His NewsToons feature was rejected by Apple for having content that “ridicules public figures” and other hypocritical hogwash with this statement:

“We cannot post this version of your iPhone application to the App Store because it contains content that ridicules public figures.”

The whole thing smacks of censorship and/or stupidity (it’s possible Apple’s 20-something censors just don’t get political cartoons because Miley Cyrus is not one of the characters). But it could be just territorial posturing. Apple might not want to run it because Fiore works in Flash, the most popular video application anywhere but one that Apple does not support for its gadgets.

If Apple really wanted to clean up their content, they ought to scan their iTunes collection. And while they’re at it, they should cue up The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again”:

“Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.”

It’s also available on iTunes.

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