Schreiner’s Media Landscape

February 14, 2010

NBC’s Vancouver Winter Olympics First Days: Dramatic, Emotional, Spectacular

Filed under: Canada, media, sports, television — Ken Schreiner @ 10:31 am

In 1994, it was Tonya and Nancy. In 2002, it was Salt Lake  City. In 2006, it was the ”Flying Tomato”. Olympics Past have been replete with incredible tales of courage, heartbreak, intrigue and other fabled foibles. Despite Lindsay Vonn’s injury, the Georgian luge death, Vancouver’s non-wintry weather, and the incredible South Korean self-destruction in short track, media critics and other time-wasters are still trying to make NBC the story of this Olympics. As House would say: “they’re idiots.”

Even I was compelled to point out in an earlier post that NBC waaaaayyyyy overpaid to get the Olympics and that they will lose $200 million (their own estimate) on the Games is mere punctuation to their legendary incompetence, greed and poor management by General Electric. Now that GE is finally getting out of TV and concentrating on what they do best- things that run on electricity other than TV- we can stop beating that long-dead horse and get back to the Games, the first days of which were exciting, emotional and well-produced.

The opening ceremonies were eye-popping, the women’s moguls were dramatic and fun, the short track speed skating finish was totally unpredictable and resulted in Apolo Ohno saving face, or rather having his face saved for him, ironically by the over-zealous South Koreans. Add to that the tributes to Georgia’s fallen luger and the heartbreak of close losses by the Canadians and it was a terrific night of television. Kudos to NBC for a great effort. And a little advice to my friends at the Peacock: don’t listen to anyone about the troubles at the network- except, of course, me.

February 10, 2010

Vancouver Olympics Test Human Tests of Nature

Filed under: Canada, Nature, Salt Lake, Utah, media, sports, television, weather — Ken Schreiner @ 9:01 am

Watching the Winter Olympics is superior to the Summer Games because there are few sports in the Summer Olympics where you can get killed. In the Winter Games, virtually every sport can kill you (FYI: the most dangerous winter sport is figure skating- the safest: ski jumping). But the upcoming Vancouver games are suffering a different kind of danger: no snow. The conditions are so unwintry that snow is being helicoptered and trucked in to coat the competitive venues. And the latest weather report couldn’t be worse: rain.

Knowing people who are working up there covering the Games, I hope snow happens soon. It’s not promising given January there was the warmest on record. And while skiers and other winter sports enthusiasts take for granted snow-making (you’ve got to have cold at least) and other man-made miracles, it looks like it’s going to take a lot more helicopters, trucks, and- what do you know?- Nature’s help to pull this massive event off.

March 3, 2009

Get Out of the House, America! Climb That Mountain in Your Backyard

Filed under: Canada, Environment, Nature, Salt Lake, Sierra Club, Utah, air, documentary — Ken Schreiner @ 10:00 am

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I live on what’s called the East Bench of the Wasatch Front. That’s a fancy name for the foothills. There are lots of benefits to our location but perhaps the biggest one is our access to semi-wild, undeveloped and beautiful mountainous terrain. I literally walk across the street and I’m hiking and climbing among 6-8,000 ft. peaks.

Getting motivated to walk steeply uphill and down for two or three hours can be difficult. I’ve found it a little easier lately because the weather’s been a little warmer and drier. Also, because I’ve spent way too much time indoors working the past few months and not enough outdoors.

It’s been nearly three years since I moved to Salt Lake but since Day One, I’ve promised myself to scale all the peaks within eyesight of the house. I did the easy ones fast and first. But I haven’t mustered the time and dedication to start hitting the tough ones. Yesterday, that changed.

Inspired by an afternoon out on the deck and subsequent victory over a persistent computer problem Sunday, I strapped on the Millet boots and went for two of the peaks beyond my previous achievements. With temperatures in the 50s and overcast, getting up was fast and easy- it took less than two hours up and back. The picture is me about 2,000 feet above the valley floor (you can barely make out downtown Salt Lake in the upper right corner).

I had only one potentially dangerous encounter- nothing to do with the terrain, of course. On the way up, a woman with three dogs, one of them a disturbingly friendly and unleashed pit bull. As I struggled up the hill, it swooped down to me. Having covered numerous pit bull attack stories and seen a number of them here in Utah, I know not to look the dog in the eye, speak too loudly and basically show no fear. I did all of those things and the young female sniffed me a few times then ran back to its owner. Ugly hospital incident and serious buzz kill averted.

Went past the military radio installation on top of the peak that was my most recent conquest and fifteen minutes later, I had achieved my objective. It provided a beautiful overlook of Carrigan Canyon (pic below) where Utah’s richest people live in the state’s biggest and ugliest houses. You can still hike back there, bypassing the electronic gates that now prevent non-resident vehicle traffic from entering this spectacular area.

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After returning home, I solved yet another nagging problem with my editing program involving the interface between my Boris FX effects program and my editing software Premiere Pro CS3. I also took a phone call about a possible documentary and gave the potential sponsors some good suggestions on how to afford me. It’s amazing how invigorating natural, outdoors experiences and stimuli can be. I had forgotten. And I think all of us have.

If we spent more time outside simply walking, we’d feel better, be more creative and happier. And just maybe we’d understand why keeping our communites and planet as clean as possible is more important than anything.

October 7, 2008

Why Belong to the U.S.? Bush Crisis Factory, Dim Future Reveal Golden Opportunity for Maverick States

Filed under: America, Bush, California, Canada, Iraq, Utah, water — Ken Schreiner @ 9:39 am

Here in Utah, the unemployment rate’s not that bad, the foreclosure rate’s going up but not as bad as most of the country and the deep pockets and theocratic culture of the LDS-led government ensures that our state will never go under financially- and we wouldn’t even need the divine intervention our Mormon brethren count upon at times like these.

While most of the fifty mini-nations that make up the United States of America don’t have a sugar daddy like the Mormon church, none of them has gone out of business to date. True, without the federal government, heavily subsidized states like Mississippi, Michigan, West Virginia and Alaska probably would go under and be forced to merge with Alabama, Ohio and Virginia (I’m not sure who would take Alaska now) and other heavily-leveraged states like California and Illinois would be bent over an even larger barrel. But most of the states would survive and most of them would do a lot better without the federal government who simply takes their money, keeps it, spends it on stupid stuff or gives it away to other states who don’t manage themselves correctly. Kind of like The Big Bailout except based on geography not campaign contributions.

For all the talk about “mavericks” by the Republicans, they’re surely realized that without forcing the states to comply with heavy-handed and decidedly undemocratic measures by a president who lost control years ago and has tried desperately to shift the blame to the Congress his own party dominated all that time, the whole country would start unraveling. My question: WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT?

Why lash yourself to a sinking ship for no other reason than to cling to some failed dream that’s been hijacked by a bunch of free-market, religious fanatics? If Utah, Alaska and many western states were real mavericks instead of the crypto-federalists they actually are, they’d get together and start the action now to separate from the U.S. (possibly British Columbia, Saskatchewan and/or Alberta from Canada) and form a logical, energy, water and other resource-based alliance whose major clients would be- THE UNITED STATES!

The endless, pointless and costly War on Terror or Whatever not to mention the Wall Street nightmare are not anything Utah or the West can’t do without or distance ourselves from. America is changing anyway and we can take advantage of the chaos or get swept away in it. We just have to face the fact that life without America as we know it is probably a good thing. Because it can’t get much worse.

October 6, 2008

Canada’s Real Maverick: Green Party Rise Reveals Failure of America’s Political System

Filed under: America, Canada, conservation, politics — Ken Schreiner @ 8:47 am

One of the reasons America’s political and ultimately our economic system is so bollocksed up is because we have only two major political parties who are essentially the same because they share the same financial base: wealthy campaign contributors. This could have been a year when a national third party could’ve really made some progress (some of them as in Vermont are called the Progressive Party) because of the failures of the Republicans and the directionless Democrats.

In Vermont, the Progressives have local and statewide impact, giving voters a viable alternative to the same old flavors and running intelligent, experienced candidates who don’t wear antennae or eat plutonium. Yes, the Progressives are on the left of the dial, but nearly everyone in Vermont is. If a third party were to start in Utah, it would likely be a right-wing, Mormon Party, even farther right than the Republicans if that’s possible. And if that’s what the people of Utah want, that’s what they should do instead of joining the rest of the Radical Christian Right and hijacking an already-established brand name party like the GOP (God Over Policy).

But all the “fringe” of the American political system could deliver as presidential alternatives were independent Ralph Nader (didn’t he die?) and Green Party candidate Cynthia McKinney whose major political accomplishment to date is when, as a congressional representative from Georgia, she hit a security guard in a fit of rage.

Meanwhile, in Canada the Green Party is making real progress by landing their candidate, Elizabeth May, for prime minister on the national debate stage with the big dogs. May will be one of five representatives of major parties debating simultateously and the Greens are currently polling 10% of Canada’s voters who go to the polls to elect a new government October 14.

While this could have the effect of splitting the left vote and giving Conservatives a majority government, the point is that Canadians want choice in politics and they’re getting it. What have we got? The usual.

July 23, 2008

Oil Shale Boondoggle: Remember Black Sunday 1982; Is Utah the Next Victim?

Filed under: 9/11, Bush, Canada, Cheney, Environment, Iraq, Oil, Utah, documentary, forest, mining, renewable — Ken Schreiner @ 8:23 am

Just as we were forgetting how incompetent, corrupt and arrogant the Bush/Cheney War on Everything Good Team is, they’re back to inflict yet more of their boundless stupidity and violence on the world. In announcing the development of “oil shale” bearing properties on public, federal lands, this out-of-control administration has done for energy what Iraq did for Vietnam: keep failing at the same thing again and again, doing it the same way over and over. As long as it’s with taxpayer money.

Bush and his Legion of Losers are ignoring history, a la Vietnam, to follow their ideological star of Bethlehem. It was about 25 years ago that all the major oil shale projects in Colorado- at Parachute and Rifle on the western slope, abruptly shut down and were abandoned. The reasons were never fully explained (Big Oil doesn’t have to explain anything to anyone and would we believe them anyway). But it was obvious the process was too iffy, too expensive and that the environment was endlessly expendable but Big Oil’s gambling money was not.

I was a reporter for KUSA in Denver and covered that story the day it happened. Colorado instantly became a state of shock. It was like 9/11. The abandonment by Big Oil of its once-precious and gleaming venture was also an abandonment of the people of Colorado and the environment: the thousands who came there to work, the economy that built its hopes and dreams around the billions that would be produced for everybody by these wonderful oil executives. Deep scars were left on the once-beautiful mountain countryside with nothing to show for it. Almost overnight, Colorado’s economy plunged into recession. New homes were abandoned, foreclosed and bulldozed. People fled the state to find work, employment shooting skyward. The taste left in the mouths of Coloradoans by Big Oil has stuck to this day. Colorado is one of the nation’s leaders in renewable energy.

I can still taste it today myself. I was there and lived through the tough years from 1982-1987 until I too left. Much like Michael Moore’s documentary “Roger and Me” where General Motors abandoned the people of Flint, Michigan, the the Black Sunday oil shale disaster is a tragic story of Big Oil hoodwinking government and sticking it to the people of Colorado. The question now is are the people of Utah and the other states affected by the resurrection of this unproved, expensive, environmentally destructive process similar to Canada’s tar sands in which it takes two tons of sand to make one barrel of oil ready to face the possibility of TOTAL ABANDONMENT after MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PRISTINE PUBLIC LANDS ARE DESTROYED?

If you are, then get ready to go back in time to 1982 in Colorado. It ain’t pretty, folks.

July 1, 2008

Broke Back Mountin’: Restoring That Old Chair the Red Green Way

Filed under: Canada, conservation, television — Ken Schreiner @ 12:21 pm

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

The immortal words of Canadian TV icon Red Green (actor/writer Steve Smith) echoed through my head as I stood aghast over my favorite chair. I’d just sat down in it to read like I do every day when the entire support fabric ripped and caused the cushion to fall through. As luck would have it, my wife was sitting right there when it happened. “That old thing- let’s just get rid of it” she said or something like that. Was it the truth- or a challenge to my manhood? At first, I agreed. But stupidly, I instantly squandered the perfect opportunity to buy a beautiful, new recliner by replying with those six dreaded words: “No, wait. I can fix it.”

I went to the workshop and gathered a retractable strap I use to hold the swamp cooler cover on during the winter. That was not adjustable enough to tighten sufficiently. Then Red Green spoke to me again: “if it ain’t broke, you’re not trying hard enough.” He was right. The answer was the same one Red had to every do-it-yourself sketch in the show’s history from 1991 to 2006: duct tape.

I quickly got my current roll (every real man has at least two in the house) and started rolling. About five minutes later, the job was done, complete with new velcro applied to reconnect the head rest. I’m not sure if my wife was impressed but I was. More than just proving it could be done or being cheap or whatever, I felt good because I didn’t throw the chair out. Besides the backing, the chair’s in perfectly fine shape and now it’s better than ever. It will probably last another ten years. One less blotch on the environment too.

Thanks, Red for the advice and all the great years on TV in both the U.S. and Canada. And, yes- I will keep my stick on the ice.

May 15, 2008

Polar Bears Endangered: What Took So Long?

Filed under: America, Bush, Canada, Climate Change, Nature, Oil, Solar, documentary, politics, renewable, wildlife — Ken Schreiner @ 11:29 am

The naming of the polar bear to the endangered species list is sad but momentous occasion. It indicates a tiny change in the Bush Regime’s hostile attitude toward all things natural but more signficantly it shows how far American society is ahead of government- at least the current one- on environmental issues. The data on climate change around the poles has been out there for years. The loss of polar bear habitat and the animals themselves has been available everywhere and dramatized in numerous documentaries, news stories and academic research. Yet it took this long for the current administration to act. Why? You know. So you can imagine how long it would be before they’d consider ending the Iraq War or our dependence on foreign oil.

Counting the days…

December 24, 2007

Oscar Peterson Joins the Great Trio in the Sky

Filed under: Canada, documentary, music — Ken Schreiner @ 12:23 pm

Another of my musical heroes has passed into the spirit world, Joe Zawinul having ascended earlier this year. Oscar Peterson was one of the most recognizable and exciting jazzers to ever command a keyboard. Click here to see and listen to just some of the unbelievable recordings he made over his 60-plus-year career. Or check out the outstanding documentary (one of several) about his incredible contributions to music, culture and the ongoing battle against racism in Canada and the US.

December 22, 2007

Energy Bill Confirms Costly Irrelevance of United States, Bush, Federal Government

Filed under: America, Bush, Canada, Congress, Environment, Iraq, Oil, Utah, renewable — Ken Schreiner @ 1:27 pm

The Iraq War, imperialistic foreign policy, ideological domestic policy, rampant corruption, unrelenting environmental destruction, contempt for voters and average Americans. What embodies all of these nasty characteristics and so many more? The federal government under George Bush.

The new energy bill is just the latest example of why it’s time the United States-make that united states- just disband and go freelance. We the American West, western provinces of Canada and perhaps even Mexico have no need for Washington. Greater than that, as the Bush Regime gives away our “public lands” that we pay for to private interests for their own financial gain, as the Iraq War drags on with no discernable benefit to anyone in America much less the west (except to weed out the adult male population of the country), and Bush’s waning, desperate assault on our environment reaches its climax, we begin to understand why ”USA” now means “Useless Self-Serving Assholes.”

If someone can explain to me why the United States as nation needs to exist accept to defend ourselves from our own military industrial complex, please leave a comment. I really would like to hear why the United States is of any use and why, for environmental, economic and social reasons, Utah or any other western state needs to be part of it.

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