Monthly Archives: May 2009
Shooting HD in Moab, Arches, Canyonlands: Most Beautiful Place on Earth Looks Like Mars
I just got back from a week in the legendary Moab area of southeastern Utah shooting more HD video for my video/music/sensory extravaganza on the Southwest’s fantastic national parks. The weather was perfect for shooting if not for camping. Because I’m using … Continue reading
Cleveland Fake Promo Video Actually Works
One thing America is sadly lacking right now is a sense of humor. Unfortunately, where we used to turn to television and movies for laughs during hard times, what we’re getting is an endless assault of violent and gut-twisting cops-and-killers … Continue reading
“Puke in My Mouth”, “Jizz in My Pants” Videos Too Good to Get Sick Over
The comedy troupe Pantless Knights have created an online hit with “Puke in My Mouth” (above) by doing a parody of a spoof. For you non-web video fans, the original is the hilarious “Jizz in My Pants” (below) which made a … Continue reading
It Takes a Financial Analyst to Tell the TV Networks That They Are Screwing Themselves Online
Finally, someone is talking common sense to the TV networks. Analyst Laura Martin of Soleil Securities says putting their shows online is devaluing them even more and jeopardizing the entire industry. It’s a shame because the networks already have the … Continue reading
Utah Clear the Air Challenge: More About Design Than Denial
We’ve joined the state’s Clear the Air Challenge which runs from June 1-10. It’s basically a race to not race. You tabulate the trips and miles you didn’t drive and the website shows you how much gas you saved, emissions, etc. It’s … Continue reading
OK, OK- I Love L.A.: Maturity, Earthquakes, or Just Tired of Fighting It?
I just spent the last three days in the greater Los An-guh-leez area (as David Letterman used to call it). I shot a couple of videos for Delcam, my British machine tool software client. Delcam is not only the largest … Continue reading
MySpace vs. Facebook: Social Networks Fail as Websites and Videos Succeed as Gold Mine for Advertisers
The ever-increasing anguish in corporate media land centers not on the rupture of public confidence and credibility of their “journalism.” It has almost nothing to do with the lack of qualified writers, editors and other people who now know that … Continue reading
Bonwood Bowl YellowPages.com Video Inspired by Big Lebowski
The past couple of weeks have been great for Schreiner Productions. I’ve shot a boatload of videos for YellowPages.com and Delcam TV and I’ve got more coming up. Sometimes, I forget that what I do is more than a job. It’s … Continue reading
Schreiner Productions Finally on Facebook: Now, Everybody, Do Something Interesting- Please?
I’ve tried other social networking sites and they really didn’t do anything for me (they shall remain unidentified here). It was especially aggravating because they wouldn’t let me promote my business, even when I explained it was environmentally-responsible, gave special … Continue reading
Mike Noel, Paria River ATV Lawbreakers Should Be in Jail
It’s funny how right-wing radicals get all warm and gooey when they talk about law and order and defending America. Yet when they themselves deliberately break the laws of this country and dishonor the rights of the majority and get … Continue reading
