Fox News has always been a sorry organization. They even admit it on the air regularly. The other day, lunatic-in-chief Bill O’Reilly apologized for his misguided and relentless attack on wrongly-accused USDA official Shirley Sherrod. Then Glenn Beck apologized for recklessly and ignorantly (can you do both at the same time? Watch the video) calling Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher “a neo-Nazi.”
For other media to keep up with the most popular source of “news” in the country, they will have to step up their efforts to slander, libel, malign, distort, insult, invent, make up, and otherwise just go nuts when conveying “the truth.” But to save time and bandwidth, the staff here at Schreiner’s Media Landscape, knowing how we are going to be spreading lies, impugning the integrity, and ruining the lives of innocent people for our own financial gain- and just because we can- for many years to come, issue an apology to everyone in advance.
We’re sorry. But notice we did NOT say “it will never happen again.”
